The Republic of Hayhay nation is a large, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning monkey population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 125 million Hayhay nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 11.3%.

The strong Hayhay nationian economy, worth 7.21 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,668 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control. Hayhay nation's national animal is the monkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hayhay nation is ranked 136,118^th in the world and 90^th in Benigtopia for Highest Average Incomes, with 57,668.52 Standard Monetary Units.