The Emirate of Taco bout bell is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 202 million Taco bout bellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Taco bout bellian economy, worth 6.78 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,561 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and genetic researchers have been expelled. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taco bout bell's national animal is the alpaca.

Taco bout bell is ranked 152,430^th in the world and 81^st in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 399.17 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.