The Empire of Unicornlover69 is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 286 million Unicornlover69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Unicornlover69ian economy, worth 13.5 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,351 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unicornlover69's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unicornlover69 is ranked 156,606^th in the world and 97^th in Benigtopia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,900.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.