The Kingdom of Isatolopia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 112 million Isatolopians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Isatolopian economy, worth 6.81 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,847 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,380 per year while the poor average 12,411, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

You can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isatolopia's national animal is the tiger of rights, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isatolopia is ranked 230,690^th in the world and 156^th in Benigtopia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.