The Kingdom of Isatolopia is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 194 million Isatolopians, 185 million of whom are zombies, enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Isatolopian economy, worth 18.9 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,266 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isatolopia's national animal is the tiger of rights, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isatolopia is ranked 282,537^th in the world and 195^th in Benigtopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.