The Empire of Creampuff is a large, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 115 million Creampuffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Creampuffian economy, worth 4.73 trillion creampuffs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,107 creampuffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creampuff's national animal is the cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Creampuff is ranked 230,789^th in the world and 173^rd in Benigtopia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.