The Democratic States of Creeper isle is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 222 million Creeper isleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.4%.

The Creeper islean economy, worth 9.76 trillion emeralds a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,942 emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Creeper isle, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, and the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal. Crime is moderate. Creeper isle's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Creeper isle is ranked 291,021^st in the world and 189^th in Benigtopia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -7.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.