The Free Land of Fried Chicken Gnarly is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 219 million Fried Chicken Gnarlyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 16.9%.

The strong Fried Chicken Gnarlyian economy, worth 10.9 trillion gnarly dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 49,932 gnarly dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, voting is compulsory, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime is well under control. Fried Chicken Gnarly's national animal is the gnarly dollars, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fried Chicken Gnarly is ranked 37,602^nd in the world and 25^th in Benigtopia for Safest, scoring 106.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.