The Republic of Goated MAC is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 116 million Goated MACians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Goated MACian economy, worth 4.97 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,805 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goated MAC's national animal is the dolphin.

Goated MAC is ranked 230,728^th in the world and 182^nd in Benigtopia for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.