The Studious bored students of Hespelo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Emily the supreme with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, devout population of 2.402 billion huhs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torturous school work. The average income tax rate is 64.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient heuus economy, worth 297 trillion dark chocolates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 123,894 dark chocolates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists take credit every time it rains in Benigtopia, sleep deprived students are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way', people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hespelo's national animal is the sleep deprived students, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Hespelo is ranked 308,407^th in the world and 205^th in Benigtopia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12.62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.