The Kingdom of Chickfilaaaa is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 197 million Chickfilaaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Chickfilaaaan economy, worth 8.00 trillion waffle frieses a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,629 waffle frieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chickfilaaaa's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chickfilaaaa is ranked 214,021^st in the world and 156^th in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.