The Holy Empire of Meotopia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 295 million Meotopians, 280 million of whom are zombies, enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.9%.

The Meotopian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,015 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meotopia's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Meotopia is ranked 133,872^nd in the world and 121^st in Benigtopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 125.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.