The Dominion of Defenestrated Ducks is a massive, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.27 billion Defenestrated Ducksians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Defenestrated Ducksian economy, worth 113 trillion grapes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,142 grapes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Where there's a will there is usually a password manager, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Defenestrated Ducks's national animal is the duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is All Hail the Glow Cloud.

Defenestrated Ducks is ranked 82,893^rd in the world and 63^rd in Benigtopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,811.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.