The United States of Chudtopia3 is a very large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 343 million Chudtopia3ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Chudtopia3ian economy, worth 21.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 63,281 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, Chudtopia3 City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chudtopia3's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chudtopia3 is ranked 255,025^th in the world and 179^th in Benigtopia for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.