The Sultanate of KVon is a large, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 133 million KVonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The KVonian economy, worth 7.51 trillion Vonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,464 Vonians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. KVon's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KVon is ranked 292,450^th in the world and 188^th in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.