The Kingdom of Masctopia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 225 million Masctopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.9%.

The thriving Masctopian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Carabiners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,383 Carabiners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

All children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, when the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Masctopian dark-plume goshawk, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Masctopia's national animal is the KatieB, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Masctopia is ranked 48,688^th in the world and 41^st in Benigtopia for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.