The Grand Diplomatic Dominion of The Angeline Embassy is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Charcoal with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.904 billion Angelines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benigtopia. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Angeline Embassyian economy, worth 284 trillion Ducats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,999 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, torture is illegal, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Angeline Embassy's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Angelism.

The Angeline Embassy is ranked 96,574^th in the world and 34^th in Benigtopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 944.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.