Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,847thMost Authoritarian: 4,319thMost Conservative: 9,561st
The Allied States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Order and strength
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bathelonat

Population281 million

CapitalCathair as lonat

CurrencyLonate
AnimalIzzy

The Allied States of Bathelonat is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 281 million Bathelonatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair as lonat. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bathelonatian economy, worth 7.29 trillion Lonates a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,950 Lonates, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", the last thing Bathelonatian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, and Bathelonat has designated Cathair as lonat as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bathelonat's national animal is the Izzy, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bathelonat is ranked 173,961st in the world and 452nd in Conch Kingdom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 115.34 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Top
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,847thMost Authoritarian: 4,319thMost Conservative: 9,561stMost Influential: 9,999thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,554thTop
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Most Patriotic: 13,395thSafest: 19,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,099thMost Devout: 24,105thMost Extreme: 24,297th
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Most Authoritarian: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bathelonat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Bathelonat changed its national capital to "Cathair as lonat".
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, Bathelonat has designated Cathair as lonat as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, the last thing Bathelonatian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them.
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Bathelonat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Bathelonat, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.

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