The Carrisonic empire of Bathelonat is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Mardel Lonation I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.238 billion Bathelonatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair as lonat. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bathelonatian economy, worth 767 trillion Lonates a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,057 Lonates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bathelonat's national animal is the Izzy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carrisonism.

Bathelonat is ranked 287,211^th in the world and 330^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.