The Queendom of Eili lawgar Sareg is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 677 million RòSarìnach are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarìná. The average income tax rate is 35.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Sáris economy, worth 48.3 trillion Qelamhs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,346 Qelamhs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eili lawgar Sareg's national animal is the Meidi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eili lawgar Sareg is ranked 74,503^rd in the world and 759^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,889.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.