The Socialist Republic of Berlin Commune is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chairman K with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 7.101 billion Workers and Peasants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Berlinian economy, worth 986 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,928 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Berlinian foreign aid program is quick to provide starving children with the latest video games, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime is totally unknown. Berlin Commune's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Berlin Commune is ranked 286,642^nd in the world and 1,273^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Primitive, scoring -486.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.