The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.745 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,525 Korean People’s Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 151^st in the world and 1^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 16,533.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.