Largest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 151stMost Patriotic: 1,101st
The Democratic Peoples Front of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Man is the master of his destiny
Eternal President Kim Il-Sung
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Reunification of Korea

Population3.745 billion

LeaderEternal President Kim Il-Sung
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyKorean People’s Won

The Democratic Peoples Front of The Reunification of Korea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eternal President Kim Il-Sung with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.745 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Korean People’s Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,525 Korean People’s Won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunification of Korea's national animal is the Chollima, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Reunification of Korea is ranked 151st in the world and 1st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 16,533.59 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 151stMost Patriotic: 1,101stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,191stMost Secular: 1,372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,504thMost Influential: 2,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,759thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,855thLargest Black Market: 2,861stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,890thHighest Average Incomes: 3,226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,245thLargest Mining Sector: 4,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,844thLowest Crime Rates: 5,052ndLargest Governments: 6,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,940thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,729thMost Efficient Economies: 8,740thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,781stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,246thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,964thMost Authoritarian: 12,077thMost Developed: 13,001stBest Weather: 13,101stTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,690thHealthiest Citizens: 18,934thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,469thHighest Economic Output: 21,707thMost Conservative: 27,242nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 104th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 138th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionMost Conservative: 144th in the region

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