The Twin Stars of The Solar Orders is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.363 billion Solar Ordersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Solar Ordersian economy, worth 21.9 trillion ray gols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 16,049 ray gols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, requests for password resets peak during election season, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Orders's national animal is the sun lion golden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Solar Orders is ranked 324,775^th in the world and 541^st in Starlight for Highest Average Incomes, with 16,049.13 Standard Monetary Units.