The Kingdom of Rhaf is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by King Rhaf with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.267 billion Rhafians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhaf City. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rhafian economy, worth 528 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,289 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A video of King Rhaf wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and even secular Rhafians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rhaf's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rhaf is ranked 69,235^th in the world and 110^th in Starlight for Highest Drug Use, scoring 236.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.