The Initiative of Global Eden is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Lukas Deep with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.338 billion Edenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holloway. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient eden economy, worth a remarkable 1,551 trillion Oras a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,135 Oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, Edenians firmly believe that their heroes never farted or popped their pimples, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Global Eden's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Global Eden is ranked 306,345^th in the world and 563^rd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 2.14 Obesity Rate.