The Celtic Confederate of Canovium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glyndŵr with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.802 billion Canovas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maes-teg. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canoviumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Credyds a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,168 Credyds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canovium's national animal is the Ddraig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristnogaeth.

Canovium is ranked 16,976^th in the world and 324^th in Europe for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,627.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.