The Colony of ULM-9A3-II is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 2.516 billion ULM-9A3-IIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong ULM-9A3-IIian economy, worth 136 trillion Joules a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 54,379 Joules, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, ULM-9A3-II has designated ULM-9A3-II City as its capital city, and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ULM-9A3-II's national animal is the extinct mammal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ULM-9A3-II is ranked 189,353^rd in the world and 151^st in Starlight for Largest Populations, with 2.52 billion capita.