The Empire of Piersantia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Frederick Von Wilhelm with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.481 billion Piersantians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perlin. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The very strong Piersantian economy, worth 127 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,924 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Piersantia's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Piersantia is ranked 12,237^th in the world and 77^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,814.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.