The Confederacy of Adawu is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.876 billion Adawuans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahné. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Adawuan economy, worth 450 trillion Gons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,598 Gons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adawu's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Adawu is ranked 57,021^st in the world and 177^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.42 law-abiding acts per hour.