The Holy Empire of Theweropia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 846 million Theweropians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The strong Theweropian economy, worth 57.9 trillion lopis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,488 lopis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 194,030 per year while the poor average 19,324, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The doctor has cold hands, many in Theweropia are born in the purple, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Theweropia's national animal is the feline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theweropia is ranked 108,324^th in the world and 221^st in Starlight for Highest Drug Use, scoring 155.43 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.