The Former CAM of Of Altonianic Islands is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Byrne Sunders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.113 billion Altonianic Islandsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naiara. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Altonianic Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,351 trillion Wealth Tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 254,257 Wealth Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Byrne Sunders's bedroom, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown. Of Altonianic Islands's national animal is the Tortoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capricanarianism.

Of Altonianic Islands is ranked 1,927^th in the world and 1^st in Aesica for Most Cultured, scoring 270 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.