The Crystal Empire of Ameythstia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Qiant with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.4 billion Ameythstians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sharderia. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ameythstian economy, worth 304 trillion Crystals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,987 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameythstia's national animal is the Caracal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Crystalisim.

Ameythstia is ranked 79,624^th in the world and 63^rd in Aesica for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,557.25 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.