The Kingdom of Happilonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Orpheus Happinson with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.421 billion Happilonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheerston. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Happilonian economy, worth 502 trillion happy dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,797 happy dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, maximum security Happilonian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happilonia's national animal is the glogdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Happilism.

Happilonia is ranked 135,156^th in the world and 149^th in Aesica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,376.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.