The Kingdom of Vedenmark is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 10.719 billion Vemateses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vedenmarkian City. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vedenmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion Steroes a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,260 Steroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the new biography of Prime Minister Williams is subtitled "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate the Bomb", record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vedenmark's national animal is the Vematian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Protestantism.

Vedenmark is ranked 31,897^th in the world and 26^th in Aesica for Largest Governments, scoring 26.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.