The Most Serene Matriarchy of Swina HypriKeiseds is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Charlotte Perkins Gilman with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 1.091 billion Keisedsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of She-Ra City. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Keisedsian economy, worth 121 trillion kittens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 111,448 kittens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, the right to counsel goes both ways, and children dream of becoming physicians and physicists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swina HypriKeiseds's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swina HypriKeiseds is ranked 13,660^th in the world and 22^nd in Aesica for Most Cultured, scoring 101 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.