The Kingdom of Diznatts is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 282 million Diznattians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Diznattian economy, worth 29.0 trillion deezas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 102,905 deezas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 660,687 per year while the poor average 6,519, a ratio of 101 to 1.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Diznatts's national animal is the South Diznattian Tarsier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diznatts is ranked 122,498^th in the world and 117^th in Aesica for Largest Governments, scoring 14.42 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.