The Kingdom of Diznatts is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 552 million Diznattians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacch. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Diznattian economy, worth 64.9 trillion deezas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 117,488 deezas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,067,458 per year while the poor average 1,487, a ratio of 717 to 1.

Airport security is provided by private companies, only the wealthy vote, when you fly on Air Diznatts you win a seat or you die, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Diznatts's national animal is the South Diznattian Tarsier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diznatts is ranked 14,552^nd in the world and 11^th in Aesica for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,776.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.