Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,140thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,063rdMost Secular: 3,436th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Katmuda! Gorosh!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Misanthropa

Population535 million

CapitalCarn Dûm

Currencygold teeth
Animalcommon krait

The Oppressed Peoples of Misanthropa is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 535 million Misanthropes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carn Dûm. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The very strong Misanthropan economy, worth 60.3 trillion gold teeths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,703 gold teeths, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, some magnifier-wielding Misanthropes say Leader seems a little lacking in something, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misanthropa's national animal is the common krait, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Misanthropa is ranked 91,920th in the world and 101st in Aesica for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,206.61 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,140thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,063rdTop
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Most Secular: 3,436thMost Authoritarian: 4,025thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,326thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,570thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,805thFattest Citizens: 5,015thMost Influential: 5,725thMost Conservative: 5,820thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,968thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,220thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,364thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,466thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,522ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,107thMost Patriotic: 23,138thMost Extreme: 29,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,681st
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Misanthropa endorsed The Federal Republic of Faigypan.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, Leader's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, some magnifier-wielding Misanthropes say Leader seems a little lacking in something.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Misanthropa endorsed The Kingdom of Vandgaard.
  • : Misanthropa endorsed The United Socialist States of New Sahyan.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Misanthropa, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.

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