The United Sovereignties of Pizzaifica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Picola pizzaia with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.482 billion Doughboys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teigenburg. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pizzanian economy, worth 75.2 trillion Aesmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,753 Aesmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become Picola pizzaia's new moniker, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight, and the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pizzaifica's national animal is the Ginger my dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

Pizzaifica is ranked 105,307^th in the world and 94^th in Aesica for Largest Governments, scoring 16.06 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.