The United Sovereignties of Pizzaifica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Picola pizzaia with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.777 billion Doughboys are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teigenburg. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Pizzanian economy, worth 95.2 trillion Aesmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,565 Aesmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines have pictures of Picola pizzaia sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, all alcohol is banned, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, and cigarettes are dead-cheap. Crime is totally unknown. Pizzaifica's national animal is the Ginger my dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

Pizzaifica is ranked 151,261^st in the world and 169^th in Aesica for Highest Average Incomes, with 53,565.47 Standard Monetary Units.