The Republic of Bleszno is a very large, safe nation, notable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 201 million Blesznians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Blesznoan economy, worth 9.65 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,024 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Blesznoan politicians, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Bleszno. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleszno's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bleszno is ranked 56,197^th in the world and 47^th in Aesica for Highest Drug Use, scoring 266.76 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.