The Socialist Federation of Ricatonastecariatchi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isaac Griffin with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.833 billion Ricatonastecariatchians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eris. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ricatonastecariatchian economy, worth 254 trillion Osenmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,683 Osenmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, raccoons are plump and satiated, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ricatonastecariatchi's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Oysterisim.

Ricatonastecariatchi is ranked 286,021^st in the world and 144^th in Aesica for Largest Black Market, with 51.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.