The Republic of Socialista de Bermelia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 366 million Bermelios are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The powerhouse Socialista de Bermelian economy, worth 24.4 trillion Bermenios a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 66,710 Bermenios, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialista de Bermelia's national animal is the Jabalí.

Socialista de Bermelia is ranked 80,340^th in the world and 72^nd in Aesica for Most Developed, scoring 67.06 on the Human Development Index.