The Kingdom of Flandronia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Piet Piraat with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 14.067 billion Flandronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gent. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flandronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Flandrons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,196 Flandrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Flandronia" on tails, edutainment video games are taking Flandronia's students to the next level, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Gent for fear of causing a fuss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandronia's national animal is the Selenian Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Abasmism.

Flandronia is ranked 9,204^th in the world and 16^th in Aesica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,854.93 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.