The Theocracy of Grand Sicily is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, devout population of 2.547 billion Grand Sicilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palermo. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Sicilyian economy, worth 340 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,569 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Grand Sicily, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, and citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Sicily's national animal is the Bishopric Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Grand Sicily is ranked 72,207^th in the world and 145^th in Aesica for Nicest Citizens, with 15.9 average smiles per day.