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Population6.966 billion

LeaderVermin Supreme


The Federal Republic of Uppenja is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.966 billion Uppenjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth 852 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,381 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uppenja is ranked 239,135th in the world and 333rd in Thaecia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -6.32 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,338thMost Influential: 3,399thBest Weather: 5,212thSafest: 5,232ndNicest Citizens: 6,818thMost Inclusive: 6,824thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,920thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,268thMost Developed: 7,485thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,511thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,297thSmartest Citizens: 9,128thHealthiest Citizens: 9,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,481stHighest Food Quality: 9,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,418thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,369thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,008thMost Secular: 15,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,589thLargest Governments: 19,252ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,880thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,908thHighest Average Incomes: 24,970thLowest Crime Rates: 25,353rd
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the region

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