The Confederation of Rhyssuan Peoples is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nikolai Gajsek with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.756 billion Rhyssuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suborevo. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Rhyssuan economy, worth 521 trillion talpins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,697 talpins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Rhyssuan language, Nikolai Gajsek's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and the government has declared that sharing is uncaring. Crime is totally unknown. Rhyssuan Peoples's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Godsinianism.

Rhyssuan Peoples is ranked 66,824^th in the world and 61^st in Aesica for Most Developed, scoring 71.83 on the Human Development Index.