The Holy Empire of Oputopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Amir temur khan with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.097 billion Oputopia Empires have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temurkand. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The thriving Oputopian economy, worth 83.4 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 76,021 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Dinars on liquor and tobacco, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oputopia's national animal is the Montiger.

Oputopia is ranked 204,943^rd in the world and 245^th in Aesica for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.18 percentage of bribes refused.