The Queendom of Sconesland is a tiny, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 10 million Sconelanderers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.9%.

The very strong Sconnish economy, worth 658 billion Sconebrits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,897 Sconebrits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,067 per year while the poor average 17,485, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, students cut up leftover Sconebrits during Arts and Crafts, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sconesland's national animal is the Sconeslandish Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sconesland is ranked 282,111^th in the world and 277^th in Aesica for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -3.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.