The United Socialist States of New Sahyan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daren Korin with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.016 billion Sahyanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talseré. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The New Sahyanian economy, worth 127 trillion Velars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,071 Velars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, farting etiquette is taught in schools, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to New Sahyanian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sahyan's national animal is the Lévar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Sahyan is ranked 298,208^th in the world and 243^rd in Aesica for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.