The Rogue Nation of Nouga is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.994 billion Nougans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neverwhere. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nougan economy, worth 371 trillion Djings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 124,144 Djings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, farting etiquette is taught in schools, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and every day is laundry day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nouga's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Nouga is ranked 8,320^th in the world and 9^th in Aesica for Most Cultured, scoring 124 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.