The Nordic-Hellenic Empire of Norwendiea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Parthenos of Athens-Gothenburg with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.673 billion Vikings are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens-Gothenburg. The average income tax rate is 17.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hellenic economy, worth 290 trillion Norwendic Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,583 Norwendic Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, Hellenic doors require a Ph.D. to open, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwendiea's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athorheimism.

Norwendiea is ranked 55,488^th in the world and 415^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 108,583.79 Standard Monetary Units.