The United Socialist States of Hoqeallistan is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 10.119 billion Hoqeallis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahunabayev. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming Hoqeal economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Gekonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 112,194 Gekonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, organ donation is compulsory, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and civil engineers are undermining sinkholes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoqeallistan's national animal is the skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoqeallistan is ranked 3,577^th in the world and 37^th in Refugia for Safest, scoring 133.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.