The Majestic Federation of Dushkaria is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Andreiia Ergashev Olofsson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.322 billion Dushkari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auuskhnel. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dushkarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,665 trillion Dhroskuas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,967 Dhroskuas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, it's all white elephants on parade, and black-hearted accountants turn red when they stop seeing green. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dushkaria's national animal is the Pallas's Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ancient Rune worship.

Dushkaria is ranked 144,033^rd in the world and 199^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,194.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.